My team scored the most points in my fantasy football league, but I didn't make the playoffs because constant hosiery all season long has decimated my overall record.

hosiery by mikesong September 11, 2012

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hosiery • hosery • hosier • Hoosiery • hosierainkiss • hosier ass nigga

hosiery

acting like a hoe.

Damn turtle you wrote the book on hosiery bro.

hosiery by beatasshoenigga January 20, 2009

hosierainkiss

a Twitter trend; a monthly celebration on the 13th of every month of all Hosie related items including but not limited to songs by Freya Ridings, SVRCINA, and Lewis Capaldi. This day also honors Hosie Instagram edits, fan fictions (re: the hosie hogwarts au; cast yourself (you are the spell)), Hosie art, and the Hosie co-captains/founders/actresses Danielle Rose Russell and Kaylee Bryant of The CW's Legacies. Has been celebrated with famous companies, Altoids & Cinnabons, amongst supporters following their alliance/partnership with the hosies since the hoesies group reached out.

Origins: On May 12, 2020, creator/showrunner Julie Plec (LEGACIES, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES) responded to fans' turmoil regarding a casual comment that suggested the romantic pairing of Hope and Josie was a joke. She followed up with clarification that the rain kiss between the romantic ship Delena from one of the show's predecessors, The Vampire Diaries, was made possible by endless tweets.

On May 13, 2020, the hashtag #hosierainkiss trended across five countries.

Did you see? #hosierainkiss trended in five countries! OPRAH!

hosierainkiss by hosiee August 14, 2020

hosier

an extermly loud fat man on the teacher commitee in florida deca; a jackass; an extemly inconsiderate person

hosier is a jackass,

hosier by coop May 6, 2005

hosier

A term used to define someone from the Midwest portion of the United States (i.e; America's Heartland). Generally used in a joking manner, but can be used as an insult depending on the tone in which it is used.

Oh the new guy? He's a hosier.

hosier by Proteas March 12, 2005

hosery

ho-ish activities!

that bitch latifa fucked tyrone, tyrese and tyrel last night!! she is partaking in hosery!

hosery by Gracey Cent January 6, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026