Mannyhose
Mannyhose by Andy Vantana February 28, 2009
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mantyhose
My husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.
My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.
My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.
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Mantyhose
Mantyhose by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008
Mantyhose
1. When guys wear tight jeans or pants, sometimes bought from the girls section of a store
2. A really funny sight to witness
3. A really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester's jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own
2. A really funny sight to witness
3. A really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester's jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own
Girl 1: is that guy really buying some mantyhose from the girls section?
Girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size
Girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight
Girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size
Girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight
Mantyhose by psychejive October 6, 2009
Mantyhose
I bought those mantyhose hoping they'd keep me warm for that cold day outside coming up, but wore them under my sweats & now I can finally go out in public and not worry about trying to conceal my dig ol bick from those often wandering eyes. My mantyhose hold the hammer right to my leg. Finally Shawn no longer has to constantly adjust his package
Mantyhose by MrWellenDowed December 9, 2023
manchosen by foxy
When your girlfriend makes you fat and ugly by feeding you and giving you stupid haircuts all the while telling you it's sexy, so no other women will want you and she can have you and take care of you forever.
Munchausen by Proxy's distant diabetic cousin
Munchausen by Proxy's distant diabetic cousin
manchosen by foxy by Senator babycat October 3, 2019
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