Maria: Honey have you seen my fannyhose?

Mark: I thought you left them in the top drawer, after I spankreesed you.

Hey baby, take a gander at my big fannyhose.

Fannyhose by Mieshamoo June 28, 2016

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Mantyhose

1. When guys wear tight jeans or pants, sometimes bought from the girls section of a store

2. A really funny sight to witness

3. A really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester's jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own

Girl 1: is that guy really buying some mantyhose from the girls section?

Girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size

Girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight

Mantyhose by psychejive October 6, 2009

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Mantyhose

Hosiery to hide my hammer.

I bought those mantyhose hoping they'd keep me warm for that cold day outside coming up, but wore them under my sweats & now I can finally go out in public and not worry about trying to conceal my dig ol bick from those often wandering eyes. My mantyhose hold the hammer right to my leg. Finally Shawn no longer has to constantly adjust his package

Mantyhose by MrWellenDowed December 9, 2023

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manchosen by foxy

When your girlfriend makes you fat and ugly by feeding you and giving you stupid haircuts all the while telling you it's sexy, so no other women will want you and she can have you and take care of you forever.

Munchausen by Proxy's distant diabetic cousin

Have you seen Facundo lately? He looks terrible.

Yeah he's suffering from ManChosen by Foxy

manchosen by foxy by Senator babycat October 3, 2019

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