Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
macropenis
The medical condition of having an abnormally large penis.
95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.
The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)
A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.
It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.
Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis
Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.
The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)
A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.
It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.
Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis
Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
macropenis by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
Related Words
manrope • manrape • macropenis • Manopera • manrepeller • manrose • macropeen • MANGROPER • manopen • Manopener
manrape
When you and a girl hit it off but you never get to date and instead end up in the friend zone, doing all the shit that a boyfriend should but with none of the benefits.
manrape by Phil_rocks April 15, 2006
macropenis
A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
macropenis by jeroknite March 1, 2014
Manopener
The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.
person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.
Manopener by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
WhimZ
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026