2 definitions by jeroknite

macropenis

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.

Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.

by jeroknite February 23, 2014

jizt

A cloud of semen vapor. A jizz mist, if you will.

Andrew sprayed me with jizt last night.

by jeroknite August 24, 2014