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macropenis 

The medical condition of having an abnormally large penis.

95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.

The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)

A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.

It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.

Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis

Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
macropenis by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
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macropenis 

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.
macropenis by jeroknite March 1, 2014

macropenis 

A person with an abnormally large penis.
Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal
macropenis by Assweepay August 13, 2003

macropenis 

An usually large male sexual organ, capable of receiving another male sexual organ in its urethral canal.
OMFG, is that a macropenis?
macropenis by Ubermensch April 10, 2005

Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear
My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis
Micropenis by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.
My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.
Micropenis by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.
Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!
Micropenis by t1na November 14, 2005
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