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macropenis 

The medical condition of having an abnormally large penis.

95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.

The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)

A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.

It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.

Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis

Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
macropenis by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
Words you can keep

macropenis 

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.
macropenis by jeroknite March 1, 2014

macropenis 

A person with an abnormally large penis.
Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal
macropenis by Assweepay August 13, 2003

macropenis 

An usually large male sexual organ, capable of receiving another male sexual organ in its urethral canal.
OMFG, is that a macropenis?
macropenis by Ubermensch April 10, 2005

Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear
My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis
Micropenis by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.
My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.
Micropenis by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.
Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!
Micropenis by t1na November 14, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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