manless

without a man

She's sympathetic. She's jobless and manless.

by DEQINGZHONG November 18, 2014

menless shirts

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

Maness Night

1. -noun. A night in which one gets so drunk, usually off Jack and Cokes, where one ends up blacking out, crying about nothing, and then eventually throwing up either on himself or the ground. The Maness night process usually happens sequentially, but rarely one of the three actions does not occur. (When thrown up on the ground, the person experiencing the Maness night usually falls into their own throw up and then refuses to be helped up, thus still laying in their own throw up.)

2. -noun. A night/day where one drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and doesn't know when to stop.

3. -noun. A night/day where one drinks enough to kill a small village in Central Africa.

1. Person one, "Wow, brother! What happened last night?" Person two, "I don't know, but Ralph sure had a Maness Night last night. We were at a party where he drank so much Jungle Juice he almost molested a girl and then threw up on the stoops of the apartment building! He continued to lay in his own vomit until picked up by three people." Person one, "That was a great night then!"

2. I believe tomorrow we should have a Maness Night.

3. We drank so much alcohol last night we should have been in comas. Last night was an awesome Maness night!

by ilivedthroughamanessnight January 13, 2010

Matless

From the Latin "rugelius" which means to possess no mat.

Also a type of human sheep.

I am Matless. He is Matless. She is Matless. She is doing Matless. Matless is over there. Matless can I suck you?

by Alex July 25, 2004

Manesse

Female version of mans, such as the song title: Mans not hot would become; Manesse not hot if the artist were a female. In this day and age there should be a polite way to address females.

“Aye bruv, do you see dat pitf manesse over there? She’s my ting.

by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018

Manlessness

the state of not having a man in your life, or a dick in your world.

Man, Suzie's manlessness is actually affecting her friends' social lives

by SaInT ShOwTiMe July 4, 2009

mancession

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009