Malessa
Ur mom
Malessa is ur mom
Malessa by ur mom’s lover November 24, 2022
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melessa
a name for a beautiful girl who create feelings in someone just by looking at them. extremely amazing and wonderful. loving, kind and understanding.
someone who is very interesting. the more you know her, the more you wanna know about her. She is like a book with no ending. Filled with excitement and passion.
someone with sweet and addictive voice.
someone who is very interesting. the more you know her, the more you wanna know about her. She is like a book with no ending. Filled with excitement and passion.
someone with sweet and addictive voice.
melessa by guitarboy713 December 7, 2010
Malissa
Malissa by ElusiveFawx November 20, 2012
Malissa
Malissa means “little bee.” It is Roman in origin, and is a name gifted to special girls who grow up to be leaders and are natural-born warriors. Malissa can charm you to her will in seconds, size you up, and if she decides you are not worthy of her company, it takes a valiant effort to gain her trust and respect. If she deems you worthy, you will have an ally for life. She is quick to judge, and has many talents. She can also be quick to anger, but usually an understandable reason.
Malissa is my favorite person in the world.
Malesa
Guy 1: Who is that sexy cutie walking around campus??
Guy 2: Dude are you fuckin' retarded?? Everyone knows Malesa!
Guy 2: Dude are you fuckin' retarded?? Everyone knows Malesa!
Malesa by captaintexas August 27, 2011
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