The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
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The act of gargling with gravel every morning
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Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
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Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
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exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
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The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
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-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
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-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
by Curtis Easter November 14, 2011
Someone who is a super spy. This person can use his mind to bend reality and change it to anything he/she desires. This person can fly, run, and jump to do many cool stunts and tricks. He can also dodge bullets amazingly fast. If you disrespect a Noj, you will die. He/she will hunt you down. They have superhuman hearing powers. They also have amazing spreading abilities in the subject of policy debating.
by Manojifiedman December 2, 2010
A Manoj is a guy who seems to be fucked up from the outside, but is really none of dat shit . He is a smart guy(hides it tho), hot, looks good, has a few awkward facial features but looks good and sporty. Needs someone who can see thru him and understand him. An asshole to some bitches, but usually chill af.
by dadefguy February 24, 2018
by charles dickins August 25, 2008
The pimp playa who owns all these hoes and spits da illest flow jus to make da all dem wonderbread crackaz jealous cuz he gets in all the menage` traios wit 2 ladies at once; Manoj is believed to be short for menaje-twas
Holla back,
M to the A-N-O-J
Holla back,
M to the A-N-O-J
by MANOJ August 17, 2004
An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?
Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!
The one who sniffed it manoje-d it
No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!
Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!
The one who sniffed it manoje-d it
No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!
Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
by yourface9012 July 26, 2010