Manglaze 

another word for semen, sometimes used to describe the appearance of mayonnaise. You can figure out the uses for this easily enough.

"Jared likes to put that manglaze on his bologna sammiches."
"Well, what do you expect? He did all that time in prison."

Manglaze by Daniel Dalrymple March 10, 2007

Mangladesh 

In a severe state of inebriation brought on by alcohol or drugs

You were pretty drunk last night.

- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh

drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts

Mangladesh by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011

man glaze 

substance emmitted during ejaculation.

"dude, i was beatin my shit and i shot man glaze everywhere."

man glaze by capn' ky July 23, 2004

Mangladesh 

Noun, referring to a state of mind in which you have consumed too much alcohol and/or drugs and are now mangled, a.k.a. mangladesh.

One: You all right bro?

Two: Nah man, I took two smavs of krypto and a 750mL of the Goose to my nose...I'm beyond mangladesh right now.

One: Oh, shit!

Mangladesh by Joe Squirk March 30, 2007

Mangladesh 

A place where one would get mangled.

We got front row tickets to Mangladesh last night. Make that backstage passes!

Mangladesh by Pauly B May 9, 2005

Mangladesh 

When someone does way too much drugs and is fubared (fucked up beyond all recognition. Term comes from an unknown location off an island where a death chamber is visible if things get hyphie.

I was so fucked up and ripped that I was washed up on the shores of mangledesh.

Holy fuck man im fucked. i think i see the death chamber in Mangladesh.

Mangladesh by james463656356 May 20, 2008

man glaze 

a substance on someone or something that looks like dried semen

that guy has some man glaze on his back dude

man glaze by nate and greg April 15, 2006