2 definitions by Daniel Dalrymple
another word for semen, sometimes used to describe the appearance of mayonnaise. You can figure out the uses for this easily enough.
"Jared likes to put that manglaze on his bologna sammiches."
"Well, what do you expect? He did all that time in prison."
"Well, what do you expect? He did all that time in prison."
by Daniel Dalrymple March 9, 2007
1. Someone who's afraid of eating hotdogs because it reminds them of penises.
2. That friend everyone has that is always saying something is 'gay' as their way of saying something is bad. Usually accompanied by accusing people they know of being gay when they know better, most likely as an attempt to cover up their own gayness, when everyone wishes they'd just come out of the closet already and get it over with.
3. Newcomers to county jail or state/federal prison. Also potentially your straight friends after you get out of jail and/or prison.
4. People who seem to take their religion way out of context so they can use it to promote hate and intolerance; found a lot in the southern united states but isn't limited to that region.
2. That friend everyone has that is always saying something is 'gay' as their way of saying something is bad. Usually accompanied by accusing people they know of being gay when they know better, most likely as an attempt to cover up their own gayness, when everyone wishes they'd just come out of the closet already and get it over with.
3. Newcomers to county jail or state/federal prison. Also potentially your straight friends after you get out of jail and/or prison.
4. People who seem to take their religion way out of context so they can use it to promote hate and intolerance; found a lot in the southern united states but isn't limited to that region.
1. "Dude that hot dog is SO over the bun. I'm not eating that. I'll look gay." "You're such a homophobe. Just eat the damn hotdog." "No! I bet you want me to put mayonaisse on it, too, don't you?" "What does that have to do with anything?"
2. "That's a gay game. You're gay for even playing it. It's gay beyond belief." "It's okay, Kevin. You can come out of the closet. We're still your friends." "Gays!" "Homophobe."
3. "Holy shit dude, I'm not trying to sound like a homophobe but I really think I'm going to need some soap on a rope. I saw the way those guys were eyeing me in the shower." or "Dude, my homie just got out of prison. I wonder if he took it in the ass while he was in there?" "Homophobes!"
4. Man 1: "Hey, whatever happened to Matthew, Chapter 7, verse 1, 'thou shalt not judge...'?" Man 2: "Fuck that, man, God hates fags, it's in the Bible!" Man 1: "There's a lot of other stuff in the Bible too, maybe if you knew how to read you'd know that." Man 2: "You're a faggot!" Man 1: "You're a homophobe." Man 2: "Queer!" Man 1: "Have a nice life."
2. "That's a gay game. You're gay for even playing it. It's gay beyond belief." "It's okay, Kevin. You can come out of the closet. We're still your friends." "Gays!" "Homophobe."
3. "Holy shit dude, I'm not trying to sound like a homophobe but I really think I'm going to need some soap on a rope. I saw the way those guys were eyeing me in the shower." or "Dude, my homie just got out of prison. I wonder if he took it in the ass while he was in there?" "Homophobes!"
4. Man 1: "Hey, whatever happened to Matthew, Chapter 7, verse 1, 'thou shalt not judge...'?" Man 2: "Fuck that, man, God hates fags, it's in the Bible!" Man 1: "There's a lot of other stuff in the Bible too, maybe if you knew how to read you'd know that." Man 2: "You're a faggot!" Man 1: "You're a homophobe." Man 2: "Queer!" Man 1: "Have a nice life."
by Daniel Dalrymple March 22, 2007