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mangel-wurzel 

A word from animal farm when they are singing “Beasts Of England” but I just like to randomly yell it at people as they become rather confused.
“Oi Boris you fucking mangel-wurzel come back here!”
mangel-wurzel by Sexybeast010 November 2, 2019

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

Mangalia 

Mangalia is like Ferentari but worse. This is a very dark place from litoral , Constanța. In Mangalia teenagers and people between 14-30 years old usually don’t have many occupations, all they do is drugs or selling them also they ussualy work in Santier Naval .
Tashak vreau sio niste drog de unde iau?De la Mangalia coaie

Buna ziua Mangalia-Vama Veche doriti va iau cu 10 lei de persoana sa moara mama (you usually hear this from taximetristi de la gara)
Mangalia by Sundrah December 19, 2019

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020