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Mahfool
Originally Turkish, meaning someone who is utter shit, useless and acts like a complete anus to the point that drives you just crazy and you just wanna f**k him up.
A: Where the fuck are you? (Says on the phone)
B: I am at the gas station, why?!
A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK
B: I am at the gas station, why?!
A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK
Mahfool by Kratos4eva May 9, 2012
Manfoliate
To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.
Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.
Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.
Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."
Jenn: "What a dick!"
Jenn: "What a dick!"
Manfoliate by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012
Manpool
A group of four of truly incredible men. Similar to a quartet, except the collective awesomeness of a manpool is much greater than that of a quartet. The bonds connecting the members of a manpool are the same as the bonds that bind together two men in a bromance. Thus, in essence, a manpool is a specific form of a group bromance, or bro-orgy (common name: brorgy). Manpools generally form when its members decide to collectively travel together in a motor vehicle, especially in small, cheap, red foreign imports. If possible, the term "bro" is factored into the name of the manpool's favorite vehicle (e.g. a Toyota Matrix will become a Brotrix). Other characteristics of a manpool include a love of restaurants such as Pei Wei, In-n-Out, and Chipotle. Manpools can often be found patronizing restaurants with Coke Freestyles, playing absurd amounts of ping-pong, blasting Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Buble, Jon Lajoie, or other great artists. The most common hang out spot of a manpool is commonly known as a Mancave.
Manpool by ImReallyTall November 9, 2011
Mahfool
An adjective generated by a real estate agent in Tabriz, Iran while got taped by his worker during a screaming match between him and an unknown contractor who didn't finish the job as promised. (see the video : youtube.com/watch?v=YlmuyIo0KME) means 'acting like a troll' or 'being a jackass'.
As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.
As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.
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manool321123 by proooplayer August 12, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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