manfool

A word that is used in a zombies comic cipher

The Manfool Seeks Redemption. He Will Not Find It.

by BoiFag69 April 18, 2018

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Mahfool

Originally Turkish, meaning someone who is utter shit, useless and acts like a complete anus to the point that drives you just crazy and you just wanna f**k him up.

A: Where the fuck are you? (Says on the phone)
B: I am at the gas station, why?!

A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK

by Kratos4eva May 9, 2012

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Manfoliate

To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.

Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.

Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."

Jenn: "What a dick!"

by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012

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Manpool

A group of four of truly incredible men. Similar to a quartet, except the collective awesomeness of a manpool is much greater than that of a quartet. The bonds connecting the members of a manpool are the same as the bonds that bind together two men in a bromance. Thus, in essence, a manpool is a specific form of a group bromance, or bro-orgy (common name: brorgy). Manpools generally form when its members decide to collectively travel together in a motor vehicle, especially in small, cheap, red foreign imports. If possible, the term "bro" is factored into the name of the manpool's favorite vehicle (e.g. a Toyota Matrix will become a Brotrix). Other characteristics of a manpool include a love of restaurants such as Pei Wei, In-n-Out, and Chipotle. Manpools can often be found patronizing restaurants with Coke Freestyles, playing absurd amounts of ping-pong, blasting Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Buble, Jon Lajoie, or other great artists. The most common hang out spot of a manpool is commonly known as a Mancave.

Wow, those four guys are really awesome. No wonder they are a manpool.

by ImReallyTall November 9, 2011

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Mahfool

An adjective generated by a real estate agent in Tabriz, Iran while got taped by his worker during a screaming match between him and an unknown contractor who didn't finish the job as promised. (see the video : youtube.com/watch?v=YlmuyIo0KME) means 'acting like a troll' or 'being a jackass'.

As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.

A: You are such a Mahfool !
B: Yea I am :D (They always admire the recognition!)

A: Dude, Amir owes me 30 Liras and he won't pay up.
B: Well, forget it dude, you'll never see that money.
A: Why not ?
B: Because you never should have lend a Mahfool any money.

by Boher April 23, 2014

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