Manfolio 

A girl's portfolio of men she has been with. If your manfolio sucks, you can improve at any time by adding hotties.

So ladies, let's take a stand...improve all manfolios worldwide!!! You can always do better! Tell only worthy guys that you need to add them to your manfolio!

I need to add that guy to my manfolio asap!
My manfolio for 2008 will be much better than 2007.

Manfolio by New Lingo January 6, 2008

Mangolious Theorem 

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

Mangolious Theorem by Mangolious December 14, 2010

Manfoliate 

To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.

Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.

Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."

Jenn: "What a dick!"

Manfoliate by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012

manholio 

It’s when a man likes a holio

“Hey, did you hear about the guy who liked holes?”

“No, why?…”

“He’s a manholio”

manholio by Your dads mankini(finlay) November 27, 2021

manolios2 

this guy is so fucking fat that if he got out of bed the entirety of europe would collapse immediately (probably asia and the rest of the world too), this fucking gooner only plays league of legends 2 and his only defense is "bro im gonna mute you"

"yo i just ate so fucking much"
"dawg ur manolios2"

manolios2 by keepsecrets September 24, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020