Manfolio

A girl's portfolio of men she has been with. If your manfolio sucks, you can improve at any time by adding hotties.

So ladies, let's take a stand...improve all manfolios worldwide!!! You can always do better! Tell only worthy guys that you need to add them to your manfolio!

I need to add that guy to my manfolio asap!
My manfolio for 2008 will be much better than 2007.

by New Lingo January 6, 2008

Mangolious Theorem

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

by Mangolious December 14, 2010

Manfoliate

To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.

Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.

Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."

Jenn: "What a dick!"

by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012

manholio

It’s when a man likes a holio

“Hey, did you hear about the guy who liked holes?”

“No, why?…”

“He’s a manholio”

by Your dads mankini(finlay) November 27, 2021

manolios2

this guy is so fucking fat that if he got out of bed the entirety of europe would collapse immediately (probably asia and the rest of the world too), this fucking gooner only plays league of legends 2 and his only defense is "bro im gonna mute you"

"yo i just ate so fucking much"
"dawg ur manolios2"

by keepsecrets September 24, 2025