Manflakes
Girl: OMG do you have an STD???
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on
Manflakes by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010
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manflakes by Golden Twilight January 1, 2010
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manflakes • Mangladesh • MAGAflakes • MEATFLAKES • malakes • Manfleshed • Manflies • Manlykeshiaanisha • Manolakos • panflakes
mancakes
Pancakes cooked in a large skillet (12" or more) that are so big, that only a big man can finish them. (depending on the size) (This is the food we're talking about here...)
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mancakes
A pancake that takes the whole griddle to make, only made by men. Usually cooked on camping trips. flipped by flinging it up in the air. easy to make easy to eat... enjoy
mancakes by not taken? January 17, 2011
Mangladesh
You were pretty drunk last night.
- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh
drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts
- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh
drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts
Mangladesh by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011
Mangladesh
Noun, referring to a state of mind in which you have consumed too much alcohol and/or drugs and are now mangled, a.k.a. mangladesh.
One: You all right bro?
Two: Nah man, I took two smavs of krypto and a 750mL of the Goose to my nose...I'm beyond mangladesh right now.
One: Oh, shit!
Two: Nah man, I took two smavs of krypto and a 750mL of the Goose to my nose...I'm beyond mangladesh right now.
One: Oh, shit!
Mangladesh by Joe Squirk March 30, 2007
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