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hoover manuever

More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver

1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);

7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.

4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.

5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.

6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!

7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
hoover manuever by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Pac-Man Fever 

a phenomenon to the early 80's arcade industry that caused millions of people to deplete their savings on paraphernalia relating to a yellow pie-shaped character.

a popular video game themed song and album by Buckner and Garcia
I have lots of pac-man fever related merchandise in my attic that I bought 20 years ago.
Pac-Man Fever by extraz February 13, 2006

Spider-man Fever 

Having the feeling, obsession, fascination and delusion of being Spiderman and/or Peter Parker after watching a Spiderman movie.

Also not limited to other Spidermen/women from the marvel multiverse
Nate and James after watching Spiderman - Across the Spiderverse

Nate - Man my uncle died just died, I hope it was a canon event.

James - Seriously dude? You have a good case of Spider-man fever.

Hinrich Manuever 

When Kirk Hinrich of the Chicago Bulls does a nasty crossover and step back J in the face of anyone who dares to try and guard him.
Tom: Did you see the bulls game last night?
Dave: Naw, but I saw Rip Hamilton got worked by the Hinrich Manuever on ESPN.

Marty Manuever 

When a guy is making out with a girl and he takes her had puts it on his penis (usually over a pair of pants)
It's amazing how many girls just go along with the Marty Manuever when they are making out with a guy.
Marty Manuever by SFBlacksox January 8, 2008

Snook Manuever 

When you take a girl's virginity with no type of birth control, then immediately ditch the broad (and make her walk home) to hang out with your friends.
Mike: Hey I totally just fucked Kira and made her walk home! It was her first time ahahah!
Friend: Boy mike, using the snook manuever
Snook Manuever by Millz37 July 5, 2009