A man in continuous pursuit of a mythical sexual scenario including his involvement in a strictly lesbian encounter (aka a straightsbian).

Signs include:

- frequent viewing of girl on girl themed pornographic material
- repeated exclamations upon the sight or mention of lesbians
-the unsolicited proposition of viewing, recording, and/or participating in sexual acts with two or more homosexual females

Lesbian to Lesbian: "Uh oh... manbo ten o'clock!"

Random Dude: "Hey, did I see you ladies holdin' hands while walking across the quad yesterday? That's SO hot! Want to come to a party my buddies and I are throwing tonight?"

Lesbian: "Nope."

manbo by cholesterol...mmm August 28, 2009

Related Words

manboobs • manbo • manbooty • Manbox • manbody • manbot • Manboarding • Manbob • Manbola • manbomb

manbo

the process in which a man shaves off a females pussy hairs and eats them

Dave: O I just heard that Peter performed manbo on Susan
Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!!

manbo by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

MANbag

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex

EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)

MANbag by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009

manband

when a boyband is just so sexy that they’re actual dads they become a manband

did you see that new manband why dont we?
yeah they’re so hot

manband by coriseavey September 18, 2018

Mambos

titties

Those are some nice mambos

Mambos by tvsvg February 24, 2022

Mambo Number 5

Behavior in which one juggles many girls seeming at one time, but really in quick succession.

If you don't watch it, your Mambo Number 5 life may come down like a house of cards.

Mambo Number 5 by Luddz May 7, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026