Manboarding

Verb: to go on a manventure while longboarding, skateboarding, snowboarding, etc. Men manboard to find inner peace with themselves and nature, and to grow closer to their fellow man. Two or more men necessary to be considered "manboarding." No women allowed.

1. My friends an I went manboarding last week to get away from our girlfriends and to appreciate the scenery.

2. Dude, do you want to go manboarding? We can call up Allen and Jimmy too, if you want.

Manboarding by rhoadsie2 November 22, 2009

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Manbranding

When a Man acts in a way that improves his masculinity in the eyes of others.

Greg opened a beer bottle with his belly button the other day. Yeah he was Manbranding.

Manbranding by CMC Dir October 31, 2014

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Manboarding • moanboarding • Manbranding • Manguarding

Manguarding

The act of protecting your bro from a creep obsessive chick. Also known as (refer to) ultimate bro inverse cock block.

Anna wanted to fuck Tuck real bad but she is weird and not hot and just a little crazy so Tuck's bros began manguarding him from potential rape.

Manguarding by Manguardian69 October 13, 2011

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moanboarding

When someone moans at you so much it simulates suffocation.

Shawn: And then this happened.

Ly: My God, I can’t breathe, dude, with you moanboarding me!

moanboarding by Claude Triste November 22, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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