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Manbob

The accidentally acquired haircut, resembling a mophead,

Looks good on Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt even Beckham but not everyone can sport a sharp Bob

It is the chosen haircut of serial complainers the "I'd like to speak with the management" type

hey I went for my annual haircut and came out looking like Chewbacca and posh spices love child
Wow look at your totally naff manbob haircut
by AK-47 June 26, 2018
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Lalisa Manoban

The prettiest Person on earth. She is a godess from the best group on earth, BLΛƆKPIИK. And She will soon have a Solo (2078 propably)
"Hey Who is that on your photocard?"
"Lalisa Manoban"
by BlinkPunk October 12, 2019
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Lisa Manoban

The most beautiful woman. She had the most cutest and brightest smile. She’s just so beautiful. Her body is flawless. Her eyes sparkle and if you’d make eye contact with her you’d sink deeply in love with her. i love you ~ Samia
Lisa Manoban From BlackPink
by phatUWU December 28, 2018
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manboobs

Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.
King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.
by Mike April 22, 2004
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Manblob

when women are on the blob (Their monthlies) they get a little cranky and moody. You cant win an arguement with a woman thats on the blob.
Come to think of it, you cant win an arguement with a woman period. Well, you can, but she'll make you pay for it.

Manblob is the male equivilent.
Men may not bleed like the women do for obvious reasons, but they get just as cranky, argumentative and stropy.
Dave:Whats the matter with you?
James: Fuckoff you cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity !!
Dave: Oh you have manblob.
*dave kicks James in the Mangina*
by Snarfy June 15, 2009
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Lisa Manoban

by Like mate stop procrasinating October 10, 2019
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MadBob

Proper Noun: An all-purpose pseudonym regardless of age/gender used to express an all encompassing feeling of rage or injustice, often in a comically puerile fashion. In formal missives, the full title is used - MadBob McCunt.
To whom it may concern, I have been waiting here for over three hours for you to return and empty your washing from the tumble dryer. I therefore took it upon myself to do it for you, and I hope it is still all present and correct in the basket under this note. Love MadBob McCunt.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.
by MadBob May 21, 2007
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