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BOOTY =*
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MAN
BOOTY-
n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks
often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.
MAN
BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.
complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN
BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN
BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man
booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man
booty, complicating matters.
HOW TO COPE WITH MAN
BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery
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BOOTY:
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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.
Advantages of MAN
BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking
Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about