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Manyaise 

noun;

1) A hand-churned greasy gob of man condiment, usually applied to a vertical cheeseburger.

2) A quantity of semen.
Dena was giving Steve a handy in the parking lot, but he accidently shot his manyaise in her hair.
Manyaise by apaterso May 1, 2009
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Manapause is a condition 30-40 year old men experience as their bodies shift to the middle of their lives. Lower testosterone levels and increased levels of stress cause increased uncomfort to heat, irritability and difficulty sleeping.
He sure is experiencing Manapause, he just cant stay calm or cool!
Manapause by wadebot August 31, 2018
spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.
After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.
manaise by Robby June 10, 2003

manaaier 

N manaaier is like 2 levels above a motherfucker....cause he is afrikaans male
We need a manaaier to come teach these motherfuckers a lesson....
manaaier by N3v1ll3 May 1, 2019
The behaviors a man exhibits that are similar to those of a woman going through menapause. Crying, night sweats, b*tchiness, etc...
When Dave hit 50 he really went down hill. He's so emotional and on edge all the time. He must be going through manapause.
Manapause by Lindsey75110 March 6, 2011

Manonaise 

1. Slang for sperm.
2. Warm man juice straight from the testicles.
Damn when I asked for this burger I said no fucking manonaise!
Manonaise by S. Taylor November 7, 2008