Manonaise

1. Slang for sperm.
2. Warm man juice straight from the testicles.

Damn when I asked for this burger I said no fucking manonaise!

by S. Taylor November 7, 2008

Manonaise

Man sperm.

*Squirts teh manonaise on teh biznatch*

by ANTI POP 101 April 23, 2004

Manonaise

Synonym for semen

She got me off so hard, there was manonaise everywhere

by Cubswin Today December 14, 2012

Manopause

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.

When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.

by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

by iamNK March 15, 2015