A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
A serious condition where someone’sfeet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaisefeet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."