manalytics

Manalytics (man-uh-li-tics)

When a man uses his perceived intelligence to understand the dynamics of situations that come up in his daily life. Moslty used to maximize efficiency, these deep and integrated analysis also give him a sense of comfort and control. This exercise is closely related to fractal thinking, which consists of dissecting and breaking down your thoughts to come up with the best and multiple solutions to a problem. Manalytics is a constant streaming flow of cognitive awareness, contemplation, reasoning that assist a man in navigating his and other peoples lives.

Examples: Manalyzing crowd line dynamics, traffic, fantasy football, tracking stats of life, comparing unit prices at the grocery store, packing a car for moving or a camping trip, and most efficient routes

- How did you guys get such good seats for that general admission concert?

- My husband used his manalytics to deduce that the door to the venue was on stage right and there was a log jam of people backed up. So we hugged the left side of the line and booked it to stage left and got up front.

by Mearth Man 3.0 August 10, 2024

Analytics

The simplest definition of Analytics is "the science of analysis". In reality, the word "Analytics" has not been properly defined by the professional community and may mean different things to different people. A simple and practical definition, however, would be how an entity(i.e., business) arrives at the most optimal or realistic decision from a variety of available options, based on existing data. Business managers may choose to make decisions based on past experiences or rule of thumb, or there might be other qualitative aspects to decision making; but unless there is data involved in the process, it would be considered beyond the purview of analytics. Another definition could be that Analytics is a field of study / profession that has applications in any field (business / social / political / home) where data is available.

Common applications of Analytics include the study of business data using statistical analysis in order to discover and understand historical patterns with an eye to predicting and improving business performance in the future.

by David Gould March 6, 2008

Zanalytics

Zanalytics is the systematic computational analysis of data or statistics rigorously gathered and compiled by Zander from the BBG. It is used for the discovery, interpretation, and communication of meaningful patterns in data as they pertain to Redbar fools, comedians, and other various internet schemesters. It also entails applying data patterns towards effective take-downs of very bad men.

I thought Rogan was cool and chill until I really dug into the Zanalytics and discovered a dangerous pattern of manipulation and foolish behavior.

by Elizabeth Scarz September 1, 2020

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

manalysis

Manalysis (Man-al-iss-iss) n.: Judgment and analysis of one male's actions, performed by a wholly separate (and usually unfamiliar) male. Most often asked for by close female friends and unusually close ex-girlfriends when attempting to determine a new male's intentions toward her.

Lisa: "Did you see those texts i forwarded to you last night? What the fuck?"

Kyle: "I did, and after further manalysis, my buddies and I have decided that the guy you met on match.com is interested in you, however he is also a junior in high school."

by nealbledsoe October 22, 2009

flurry analytics

Flurry Analytics monitors everything that you do on your cell phone. Say goodbye to your privacy...

Person #1 Google keeps tabs on everyone.
Person #2 Flurry Analytics has even more data about people, which is hard to believe because Google can now access data about the temperature inside your home.

by Privacy Advocate January 15, 2014

Analytics

A way for an organization in an industry to know who their customers are, how they behave, where they're located, and how best to reach them with their tentacles, not to mention more of them.

Analytics is the way an organization wants to govern your life and pull your strings.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021