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manalytics 

Manalytics (man-uh-li-tics)

When a man uses his perceived intelligence to understand the dynamics of situations that come up in his daily life. Moslty used to maximize efficiency, these deep and integrated analysis also give him a sense of comfort and control. This exercise is closely related to fractal thinking, which consists of dissecting and breaking down your thoughts to come up with the best and multiple solutions to a problem. Manalytics is a constant streaming flow of cognitive awareness, contemplation, reasoning that assist a man in navigating his and other peoples lives.

Examples: Manalyzing crowd line dynamics, traffic, fantasy football, tracking stats of life, comparing unit prices at the grocery store, packing a car for moving or a camping trip, and most efficient routes
- How did you guys get such good seats for that general admission concert?

- My husband used his manalytics to deduce that the door to the venue was on stage right and there was a log jam of people backed up. So we hugged the left side of the line and booked it to stage left and got up front.
manalytics by Mearth Man 3.0 August 10, 2024
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