Zanalytics

Zanalytics is the systematic computational analysis of data or statistics rigorously gathered and compiled by Zander from the BBG. It is used for the discovery, interpretation, and communication of meaningful patterns in data as they pertain to Redbar fools, comedians, and other various internet schemesters. It also entails applying data patterns towards effective take-downs of very bad men.

I thought Rogan was cool and chill until I really dug into the Zanalytics and discovered a dangerous pattern of manipulation and foolish behavior.

by Elizabeth Scarz September 1, 2020

Analytics

The simplest definition of Analytics is "the science of analysis". In reality, the word "Analytics" has not been properly defined by the professional community and may mean different things to different people. A simple and practical definition, however, would be how an entity(i.e., business) arrives at the most optimal or realistic decision from a variety of available options, based on existing data. Business managers may choose to make decisions based on past experiences or rule of thumb, or there might be other qualitative aspects to decision making; but unless there is data involved in the process, it would be considered beyond the purview of analytics. Another definition could be that Analytics is a field of study / profession that has applications in any field (business / social / political / home) where data is available.

Common applications of Analytics include the study of business data using statistical analysis in order to discover and understand historical patterns with an eye to predicting and improving business performance in the future.

by David Gould March 6, 2008

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

flurry analytics

Flurry Analytics monitors everything that you do on your cell phone. Say goodbye to your privacy...

Person #1 Google keeps tabs on everyone.
Person #2 Flurry Analytics has even more data about people, which is hard to believe because Google can now access data about the temperature inside your home.

by Privacy Advocate January 15, 2014

Analytics

A way for an organization in an industry to know who their customers are, how they behave, where they're located, and how best to reach them with their tentacles, not to mention more of them.

Analytics is the way an organization wants to govern your life and pull your strings.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Analytics

A way for an organization to study human behavior to find the best way to reach people with their tentacles.

Analytics was how they got you suckered like an octopus tentacle.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Analytics

The systematic computational analysis of data or statistics.

Content analytics is relevant in many industries.

by anonymous March 6, 2022