manacorn

a mystical creature that is half manatee half unicorn.

Did you see the new I Set My Friends On Fire album cover? It has a manacorn on it.

by lexigoesrawr January 2, 2009

manaconda

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

by murkle September 21, 2005

Mantacorn

A mantacorn is a strange hybrid between a Manta Ray and a Unicorn. This animal only exists in strange LSD-induced dreams, and in the minds of young children!

Person A: Woah, trippy
Person B: What do you see?
Person A: A mantacorn!
Person B: You're an idiot

by Azniac December 14, 2012

manicorn

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

by B&E April 12, 2007

Manicorn

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.

Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.

by Klabanator June 8, 2018

Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

manicorn

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.

Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.

by Elisabunny February 21, 2010