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Fat Man Cake 

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?
scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake

Man Cake 

When a man is fantastically good looking and delicious.
Kalie: "Mmmmmmm I want a slice of that man cake!
Kory: "I want the whole cake!"
Man Cake by Ka & Ko August 22, 2008

Man-Cake 

Teacher: " Timmy why where u in the bathroom for 20 minutes"
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake
Man-Cake by Demonboi_808 May 3, 2017

Man Cake 

1. A sexual innuendo meaning "Junk"

2. Or a sexual innuendo meaning jizz.

3. Another term for something edible.
1. Boy: What's your favorite kind of cake?

Girl: Man Cake!!

2. Gimme yo man cake!!

3. Girl: What the hell, is this frosting all over my face?

Boy: It ain't frosting, it's Man Cake!
Man Cake by Cream of Yungai March 15, 2010

man cake 

Those pants Joe has on are so tight that he's got a man cake.
man cake by Deanna22 January 27, 2008

Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz
i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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