mancake

1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude
Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!
by TyCoLicious August 08, 2009
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mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
by Teenage Lobotomy October 16, 2007
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mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male
I'm hungry for mancake
by kelley April 21, 2004
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mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.
Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.
by J. J. K. November 05, 2007
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mancake

A pancake at Denny's, IHOP, or any other breakfast chain, that a minimum-wage, unhappy, employee has defiled with his semen.
"Dude I went to Denny's with my mates the other morning and I think they served me mancakes."

"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."
by TheLongestVeiniestClitoris October 18, 2011
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mancakes

Pancakes cooked in a large skillet (12" or more) that are so big, that only a big man can finish them. (depending on the size) (This is the food we're talking about here...)
Husband: There's nothing good to eat here anymore...
Wife: I could fix you a plate of 3 mancakes stacked high with fresh strawberries, whipped topping, and some Mrs. Butterworth syrup.
Husband: Heck yeah! I'll get the 12" skillet that I used to kill my annoying co-worker with last Tuesday!
by Tbear April 13, 2012
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A pancake that takes the whole griddle to make, only made by men. Usually cooked on camping trips. flipped by flinging it up in the air. easy to make easy to eat... enjoy
7:30 am C: dude lets make some mancakes!
K: yesss MANCAKES!
by not taken? January 17, 2011
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