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to have a haircut done so badly,it looks like you mom cut it for you!
We were all hanging out after 3rd period and strated laughing when skater dude walked up with the worst mammydo ever!
mammydo by Noelle S January 24, 2007
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mammadons 

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.
"Damn, check out the mammadons on THAT chick!"
mammadons by Drance March 23, 2010
Word to describe a young african boxer or prize fighter.
One day the crowd will be chanting MAMMADOO!!
MammaDoo by Walter April 19, 2005

Mammyhow 

One of established adult age who still resides with his parents.
Thirty years old and still living with your parents? Happy Birthday "Mammyhow!"
Mammyhow by Duggy Dog August 26, 2016

Ilusha Mammadov 

(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)

You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha

Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.

(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!
Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.

Oh wow! Look at that, Its Jesus wearing Moncler!
Ilusha Mammadov by MadHatter321 March 9, 2019
The best surname for any ppl. If you are Mammadova ou will get lucky soon
Yes sir!
some ppl: Hey you see that?! Her surname! its... its Mammadova!!! Oh shit i guess she is so lucky
The best surname for any ppl. If you are Mammadova you will get lucky soon
Yes sir!
some ppl: Hey you see that?! Her surname! its... its Mammadova!!! Oh shit i guess she is so lucky
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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