(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)

You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha

Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.

(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!
Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.

Oh wow! Look at that, Its Jesus wearing Moncler!
by MadHatter321 March 9, 2019
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