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Grammy mammies 

You know, The long droopy kind. As in the sag bags in your grandma's brassiere.
Guy 1. I was having a good time with your mother last night, until she whipped out her grammy mammies.
Grammy mammies by slurpieman August 17, 2010

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Cheese mummies

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017

Grundle Mummies 

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.
Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.
Grundle Mummies by Tit Whale January 16, 2009

mommies little man 

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Baby Huey)
troy should try to grow up instead of being mommies little man.
mommies little man by satanacunt November 16, 2007

cock-a-mammie 

used to qualify an attitude or remark as blend of stupid and childish
she gave us a cock-a-mammie story of how she got fired
cock-a-mammie by Doubya September 29, 2007