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The grammys are the greatest sham in the history of music. An awards show whose sole purpose is to promote artists who have already sold millions of records so that they can sell even more records. A product of American consumption and corporate whoredom.
Sufjan Stevens will never win a Grammy (and if he ever does, it will have been a truly sad day).
by Bob Williamson December 08, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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An award show for all music artists except country artists who insist on having their own award show. (Country Music Awards CMA). The artists pat each other on the back and the only reason the majority of people watch is for live performances by hot artists.
1: Did you watch the Grammys last night?

2: No, I recorded so I can skip to Bruno Mars's performance.

1: Smart move man, I'd never heard of half the winners.
by ADSTA 5489 August 12, 2013
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1. Bad; opposite of good 2. Possessing the qualities of badness.
"Oh man, that dak is grammy aye" "Yeah, 'snot good aye"
by brazzin August 12, 2007
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an old bitchy woman who likes your little brother more than she likes you, and only takes you to the movies when he goes too. Constanly yells and eventualy you just want to give her the ol' chuck norris to the face
You: Hey guys wanna to go the movies?
Nate: Sure sounds like a plan!
You: Damn, grammy has to take us good thing there's a movie markie wants to see.
by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 11, 2008
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