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Madachole
Andy: Hey Bossman, you need me to work today?
Bossman: No Madachole, take the day off
Andy: Thanks Madachole, see ya later!
Bossman: Bye
Bossman: No Madachole, take the day off
Andy: Thanks Madachole, see ya later!
Bossman: Bye
Madachole by Ya Boy Trax August 2, 2010
Mamawhoreo
Mamawhoreo by mamawhoreo September 4, 2021
MamaChicken
A very pretty woman who has the WHOLE package, including Great Looks, fantastic sense of humor, low to no nag factor, fun to be around, great cook, likes camping, motorcycles, and sports...and can possibly out beer pong you. To know her is to love her.
MamaChicken by sugart819 August 22, 2010
mamaphone
Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)
Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!
Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!
Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
mamachod
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Pee Calculus
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