mamaphone 

Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)

Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!

Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!

mamaphone by QuinP December 13, 2010

megaphone life 

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

megaphone life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

maliphoneism

When your iphone autocorrects the word you misspell into something ridiculously different from the one you aimed for. Derived from malapropism.

My iPhone just pulled another maliphoneism, it changed neverending to Nebraskan. Good call, brain inside my iPhone!

maliphoneism by mariadeathstar November 27, 2010

Mamawhoreo 

A sweet person who’s actually the main mama whore

“You know allana from math class?”
“Yeah, that nice girl?”
“Dude you didn’t hear? She’s mamawhoreo”

Mamawhoreo by mamawhoreo September 4, 2021

Mamaroneck Highschool 

The only public school that kids living in Larchmont and Mamaroneck can go to. Known for its open campus, excessive amounts of clubs/extra curricular activities, and academic programs. In athletics Mamaroneck's baseball team won states in 08/09. Has a great field hockey/Tennis teams, terrible football team, average everything else. The school has one of the best music programs in the tri-state area. Still suffers from basic school problems like no budget (despite the ridiculously high property taxes), lack of student parking, and terrible tenured teachers. Has a very large population of Jews and Latinos alongside the standard white christians, but few blacks. Most are wealthy and have cars which they attempt to find nearby parking for. The majority of students are generic prepy kids who wear nice cloths or t-shirts with jeans or shorts. According to a single survey given in 2006, Mamaroneck high is #1 in the state and #2 in the country for drinking (bullshit). Many smoke pot regularly but not everyone. Kids at Mamaroneck high are educated in safe sex and therefore arent too stupid to use a condom (most of the time), resulting in few teen pregnancies. Mamaroneck students almost all graduate and most go higher end schools spread around the country for undergrad.

Average Mamaroneck Highschool conversation:
Boy: "Hey we both have 3rd period free. Want to go across the street to Walters Hot Dogs for lunch?"
Girl: "No thanks i have to go to the library and study for AP biology."

Mamaroneck Highschool by Former Mamk student August 18, 2011

mamaroneck 

a town in westchester where rich people think they're ghetto

(a typical conversation in mamaroneck)
kid 1: yo you wanna skip school and smoke some pot?
kid 2: no lets swim in my indoor pool while watching my 72" plasma HDTV

mamaroneck by ADULTSofTOMMOROW August 31, 2010

McMahoned 

The act of being pooped on while having non-anal sex with someone.

Tom got McMahoned while having sex with Jessica.

McMahoned by Faceyfaceyface February 21, 2013