malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week

yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong

malz is immortal btw by Emkayytheplug August 18, 2021

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Malzahar

Aids and Cancer yu-gi-oh fused to create a champion in League of Legends
Balanced by a team of clowns who inhale crackpipes

People who play Malzahar were beat as children by the local clown who keeps a collection of bags of dicks in the trunk of his car.

Malzahar by BigDickNick6969 July 23, 2019

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malzoan

Malzoan (n.) A person who condones, promotes, or actively engages in non-human animal exploitation, enslavement, rape, torture, murder, consumption, or commodification.

From the Latin malus (bad, wrong, evil) and the Greek zôion (animal) with the suffix -an (adhering to or following). Literally, a person who is harmful to animals.

Malzoism: the philosophy and worldview thereof.

Antonym: vegan (-ism)

"I said, 'Let's go to a vegan restaurant' but that guy was such a malzoan he claims he can't go one meal without sucking on gore."

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Malzied

A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.

I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!

Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

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Malzheimers

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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