malz 

Short for "may as well"

Bored friend #1: "What do you wanna do now?"
Bored friend #2: "Malz go home I guess."

malz by haxemon May 22, 2009

Malz 

My khanzir for lyfe

Omg it’s malz

Malz by 123blackdimond April 5, 2022

malz is immortal btw 

malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week

yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong

malz is immortal btw by Emkayytheplug August 18, 2021

Malzahar 

Aids and Cancer yu-gi-oh fused to create a champion in League of Legends
Balanced by a team of clowns who inhale crackpipes

People who play Malzahar were beat as children by the local clown who keeps a collection of bags of dicks in the trunk of his car.

Malzahar by BigDickNick6969 July 23, 2019

malzoan 

Malzoan (n.) A person who condones, promotes, or actively engages in non-human animal exploitation, enslavement, rape, torture, murder, consumption, or commodification.

From the Latin malus (bad, wrong, evil) and the Greek zôion (animal) with the suffix -an (adhering to or following). Literally, a person who is harmful to animals.

Malzoism: the philosophy and worldview thereof.

Antonym: vegan (-ism)

"I said, 'Let's go to a vegan restaurant' but that guy was such a malzoan he claims he can't go one meal without sucking on gore."

malzoan by Judivee August 28, 2015

Malzied 

A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.

I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!

Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009