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Bored friend #1: "What do you wanna do now?"
Bored friend #2: "Malz go home I guess."
malz by haxemon May 22, 2009
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My khanzir for lyfe
Omg it’s malz
Malz by 123blackdimond April 5, 2022
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malz is immortal btw 

malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week
yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong

Malzahar 

Aids and Cancer yu-gi-oh fused to create a champion in League of Legends
Balanced by a team of clowns who inhale crackpipes
People who play Malzahar were beat as children by the local clown who keeps a collection of bags of dicks in the trunk of his car.
Malzahar by BigDickNick6969 July 23, 2019
Malzoan (n.) A person who condones, promotes, or actively engages in non-human animal exploitation, enslavement, rape, torture, murder, consumption, or commodification.

From the Latin malus (bad, wrong, evil) and the Greek zôion (animal) with the suffix -an (adhering to or following). Literally, a person who is harmful to animals.

Malzoism: the philosophy and worldview thereof.

Antonym: vegan (-ism)
"I said, 'Let's go to a vegan restaurant' but that guy was such a malzoan he claims he can't go one meal without sucking on gore."
malzoan by Judivee August 28, 2015
A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.
I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!
Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.
I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.
Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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