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Maluch
Maluch by GoldMexican May 31, 2018
manucy
it means to jack off onto a watermelon and eat it and then take a big dump in your driveway and then run it over and never clean it off of your tires
manucy by A large hobo that poops December 31, 2011
Maluch
The ultimate form of annoyance & just an absolute waste of space. Maluch is the most heinous form of human being & is disliked by the majority of the world. Those who choose to befriend it are generally mentally handicapped to such a state of delusion that they can barely function (no one who has ever admitted to befriending the Maluch has had an IQ above 3.) The Maluch is a very poor dresser (it appears to imitate a poor pagan widow with no sense of color coordination, a lack of common knowledge towards clothes that match in any way shape or form, a complete disregard for body type, & a severe delusion that it s signature homemade multi-colored Rastafarian hat can make any POS outfit look socially acceptable.) The Maluch is known to be frigid b*tch, know it all cow, superficial ass, condescending douche, & most definitely a hypocritical whore. Its race & nationality are constantly changing in order to maintain its douchey persona. It majors in Women s Studies even though it s gender is questioned. It takes great pride in being the Token White One in a Mexican sorority. Many have dedicated their lives to eliminating the Maluch; however, sadly enough all attempts have proven to be futile. With the strength of a man, body of a manatee, & brain of a caterpillar Maluch has proven to be semi indestructible. Maluch is in someway directed related to Satan himself. Legend says that if the Maluch is ever kind, considerate, or cooperative in any way it will instantly implode.
Man 1: Did you hear what Maluch did?
Woman 1: OMG, WTF did it do now?
Man 1: It went to Arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!
Woman 1: Why doesn t it realize it s white? Damn Maluch.
4,000 Other People: WE HATE MALUCH TOO!!!!
Woman 1: OMG, WTF did it do now?
Man 1: It went to Arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!
Woman 1: Why doesn t it realize it s white? Damn Maluch.
4,000 Other People: WE HATE MALUCH TOO!!!!
Maluch by ispkthetruth September 3, 2010
malcy
verb
To inflict a physical beating. Scottish colloquialism often implying a premeditated gang attack.
To inflict a physical beating. Scottish colloquialism often implying a premeditated gang attack.
malcy by The Hampden Road June 4, 2009
malucated
Are you malucated?
Saucy Maucy
Saucy Maucy is a sexy kid who wanks to his yr13s in class, has crippling depression and was unfortunately sacked. We’re not too sure where he is now
Oh saucy maucy you’re the love of my life, oh saucy maucy I’ll let you shag my wife, oh saucy maucy I want ginger hair toooooo
Saucy Maucy by Maucy September 25, 2018
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