malcy 

verb

To inflict a physical beating. Scottish colloquialism often implying a premeditated gang attack.

"Time to malcy that double-dealing fuckwit."

"You're gettin' malcied, ya dobber."

malcy by The Hampden Road June 4, 2009

Malcy 

The shy one in a group of young males, known for developing intense, yet strangely silent, crushes on older women. Good humoured and always well meaning, Malcys can become frightened by being made the centre of female attention.

"He's cute, but don't crowd him, he's a bit of a malcy".

Malcy by essexgirly March 29, 2007

malcy 

To type your password into an open IRC channel, so that the world now knows what your password is.

Dude! The new guy malcy'd his password again just now. That's like three times this week.

malcy by mauvedeity January 20, 2009

Malcy 

The feeling of anger, irritation, sadness, depression, excitement, and anxiousness experienced at the same instant

I am feeling Malcy since morning
What's wrong with you? Are you Malcying?

Malcy by rosecoloredbi June 9, 2018

Malcy 

someone who is severely mal-coordinated or physically challenged in hand to eye coordination.

man one : "hey dude catch this ball",

man two (malcy) : attempts to catch ball but only misses it completely thrusting his arms franticly around.
man one : "wow dude your such a malcy"

Malcy by spongeboblovedick October 27, 2013

Malcom

a guy with rare flavor in music

I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all

Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020

Malcom

A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him

This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart

Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019