Definitions by yatomeino
madokaism
One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.
Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.
flex tape
powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.
the beep test
That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.
the beep test by yatomeino June 10, 2018