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Ballzheimers 

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Ballzheimers by captmurk December 26, 2013

Ballzheimers 

When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.
Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!
Ballzheimers by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

ballzheimers 

A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.
"Ya bro, she left mad cuz I had a bad case of ballzheimers this morning."
ballzheimers by soundbite.69 September 26, 2013

Ballzheimers 

An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.

There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
Ballzheimers by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009

Ballzheimers 

When you smash your nut sack so hard it gets bigger.
Wow that guy smash his nut sack so hard! He is going to get Ballzheimers!
Ballzheimers by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

Ballzheimers 

When a man forgets earlier sexual conquests and can't recall names, events, etc.
Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?

Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
Ballzheimers by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009