callzheimers

Forgetting who you have called lately.

"Hey, did you call Sarah last week?"

"I don't know."

"What are suffering from ... callzheimers?

by puck_cent February 3, 2012

Ballzheimers

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

by bamf269 August 14, 2012

mallzheimers

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Ballzheimers

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

by captmurk December 26, 2013

Ballzheimers

When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!

by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

ballzheimers

A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.

"Ya bro, she left mad cuz I had a bad case of ballzheimers this morning."

by soundbite.69 September 26, 2013

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

by Vinter August 17, 2008