A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.
by soundbite.69 September 27, 2013
by coconutwaterjuice April 06, 2022
"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."
by two ween teen October 18, 2011
Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
by bamf269 August 14, 2012
As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
by The Citizen Science April 23, 2009
The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
by captmurk December 26, 2013
The loss of ones ability to differentiate between the events that happen at multiple Baseball/Slo-Pith tournaments through out ones career.
Sorry, i think you are right, that was not last weekend, that was at the tourney last month. Must be the ballzheimer's acting up again.
by iamsanman March 24, 2010