Ballsheimers 

A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.

Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .

Ballsheimers by Bunnie M August 26, 2018

ballsheimers 

When a guy forgets everything he's ever learned in the past because of a girl.

bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.

ballsheimers by c0dii_ September 9, 2020

Ballzheimers 

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

Ballzheimers by bamf269 August 14, 2012

Ballzheimer's 

As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."

"Apparently my dealer has Ballzheimer's, yesterday he lectured me about smoking too much ganj"

Ballzheimer's by The Citizen Science April 23, 2009

Ballzheimer's Disease 

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.

Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.

Ballzheimer's Disease by Joe Fist January 23, 2009

Ballzheimers 

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

Ballzheimers by captmurk December 26, 2013

Ballzheimer's 

The loss of ones ability to differentiate between the events that happen at multiple Baseball/Slo-Pith tournaments through out ones career.

Sorry, i think you are right, that was not last weekend, that was at the tourney last month. Must be the ballzheimer's acting up again.

Ballzheimer's by iamsanman March 24, 2010