mallman
similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center
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fondle the mailman
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
fondle the mailman by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012
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mallmanac • Mall Man • mall mansons • mailman • malamanteau • millman • Mailman syndrome • maleman • mallana • Mahlmanville
Mailman
When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"
Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Mailman by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015
Malcmanning
Sneaking around to hook up with a girl that you would be embarrassed to bring out with your friends because she is too trashy.
" I know she will put out, but i will definitely have to malcman her"
" Jon wont admit it but i know he has been malcmanning that skank from the bar last weekend"
" Jon wont admit it but i know he has been malcmanning that skank from the bar last weekend"
Malcmanning by BEEEEF March 8, 2013
Mailman fucker
Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009
Mall Man
Mall Man by Cosmicccccccccc June 17, 2009
Mailman
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