mallman 

similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center

A: dude, Alan just flipped out over by the store
B: yeah, he kinda looked like a mallman, good thing security was watching. nutcase headcase looney tunes berserk

mallman by Psibri August 5, 2010

fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

fondle the mailman by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Mailman 

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

Mailman by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

Malcmanning 

Sneaking around to hook up with a girl that you would be embarrassed to bring out with your friends because she is too trashy.

" I know she will put out, but i will definitely have to malcman her"

" Jon wont admit it but i know he has been malcmanning that skank from the bar last weekend"

Malcmanning by BEEEEF March 8, 2013

Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Mall Man 

A Guy that hangs out at the mall on saturday that is a man not a boy.

"Hey look, it's Mall Man!"

Mall Man by Cosmicccccccccc June 17, 2009

Mailman 

Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.

"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

Mailman by poochoo April 13, 2005