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similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center
A: dude, Alan just flipped out over by the store
B: yeah, he kinda looked like a mallman, good thing security was watching. nutcase headcase looney tunes berserk
mallman by Psibri August 5, 2010

mallmalaise 

The feeling of lower back pain, sore feat and headache that begin after spending some amount of time in a mall or department store.
After two hours shopping, Jenny's mallmalaise was too much and she had to go home.
mallmalaise by LepidusXVI March 31, 2009

Malldancing

Malldancing is the word used to define the phenomenon where two people accidentally confront each other when they walk towards one another and cannot decide which way they will go. This usually leads to either awkward laughter or frustration. The average malldance lasts about two seconds but can occasionally last until one person tells his/her partner to step one either left or right to prevent the situation from becoming any more annoying.
"So I was in the mall yesterday and I was malldancing with almost everyone on the way to the food court."
Malldancing by press_reset44 October 15, 2009
(noun)

sHE IS a biTcH

b-I-c-t-H

in that order
- Do I look like a bitch?

- Well, aren't you Mallana ?
mallana by danielz97 May 13, 2018
Another way of saying tomorrow in spanish.
Mallana vamos al juego de futbol.
Mallana by Cheks22 November 7, 2018

mallanagouda 

One who has vision for the future,, the person is so caring and adhorable .. they are bound to stay in their own world never try to seek excess socialising and very hard working and takes life very seriously.. and are definitely gone be successful
mallanagouda
mallanagouda by Mallanaaa November 24, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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