mallmanac

A shopping mall directory, appearing like a giant maze with blocks and numbers on it.

Possibly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

I can't find the shoe store. Let me look at the mallmanac.

by drm310 January 6, 2012

mallman

similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center

A: dude, Alan just flipped out over by the store
B: yeah, he kinda looked like a mallman, good thing security was watching. nutcase headcase looney tunes berserk

by Psibri August 5, 2010

mallmalaise

The feeling of lower back pain, sore feat and headache that begin after spending some amount of time in a mall or department store.

After two hours shopping, Jenny's mallmalaise was too much and she had to go home.

by LepidusXVI March 31, 2009

Malldancing

Malldancing is the word used to define the phenomenon where two people accidentally confront each other when they walk towards one another and cannot decide which way they will go. This usually leads to either awkward laughter or frustration. The average malldance lasts about two seconds but can occasionally last until one person tells his/her partner to step one either left or right to prevent the situation from becoming any more annoying.

"So I was in the mall yesterday and I was malldancing with almost everyone on the way to the food court."

by press_reset44 October 15, 2009

mallana

(noun)

sHE IS a biTcH

b-I-c-t-H

in that order

- Do I look like a bitch?

- Well, aren't you Mallana ?

by danielz97 May 13, 2018

Mallana

Another way of saying tomorrow in spanish.

Mallana vamos al juego de futbol.

by Cheks22 November 7, 2018

mallanagouda

One who has vision for the future,, the person is so caring and adhorable .. they are bound to stay in their own world never try to seek excess socialising and very hard working and takes life very seriously.. and are definitely gone be successful

mallanagouda

by Mallanaaa November 24, 2021