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Manzheimer's Disease

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
Manzheimer's Disease by runamok March 19, 2010

mallzheimers 

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.
I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.
Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

mallsheimers

when one parks their car at the mall and forgets where it is parked.
why is that guy clicking his key fob over and over again while he walks up and down the parking lot?
He's got Mallsheimers
mallsheimers by scooterscuzz December 28, 2014

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026