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Over the generations, many people have been minding their own business, getting on with life, and just generally having a laugh. There are a certain group of people that like to put stops to this as violence and some come to the point of being hospitalized after being Malayed. The term can be used in many ways, but the main form is when one is randomly aggravated by an angry group of malaysian youths who are too big for their boots. Those who are malayed usually end up with cuts and some even stab wounds, as being malayed also refers to one being layed off by a group outnumbering you and/or someone or a group of people using weapons agains the classic one on one fighter to get their advantage over their scrawny counterparts.
John: Shit man, the other night i just got randomly attacked by a bunch of caramel kids out of nowhere when I was out for a smoke, now look at this cut!

Mark: Oh shit man! You definetly got malayed.
Malayed by TheBestestBrittest November 1, 2009

malayeka 

Peng girl so make sure u take care of her well.so nice quite shy until when you get to know her she’s soo loud.she is the perfect girlfriend she puts others in front of herself she’s not easy to get.she’s so sexy.She’s known for her kind heart
Malayeka
malayeka by Sick👋 December 7, 2018
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Malayeka 

A Malayeka tends to be a really nice, loyal, kind and beautiful girl she also tends to be funny and really loud isn’t scared to voice her opinions she won’t let others treat her or anyone else badley has self respect always sees the good in others would make the perfect gyal treat her right
Malayeka= noun

"Malayeka get me some ice cream"
Malayeka by #observer March 17, 2019
The act of being a two bit trifling hoe, who dates a man solely because he’s into another woman they are jealous of!
Lacey MaLaced her way into Matt’s heart! What a hoebag!
MaLaced by kriskiki92 August 27, 2019
To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.
Argh, you just malkyed my RAM.
malkyed by Dogcatfish February 27, 2005

Malayeka 

In Arabic Malayeka means Angle ... A Malayeka is a humble, caring, kind, loyal, smart and beautiful girl even though she won’t admit it, shes sporty and tends to be funny and really loud she’s not scared to voice her opinion she won’t allow others or herself to be treated badly always sees the best in people,
Never judges others she’d make the perfect gyal
"Malayeka is the best"
Malayeka by #observer March 17, 2019

Malayeshia 

An uncommon name, generally generated by incredibly unique and creative parents for girls. A girl of this name is said to be courageous, intellectual and profound at all times. She uses her wit and excellent speaking voice to beguile many a boy but chooses to be a free spirit.
Yo, man, it's Malayeshia. Damn she something else. Wish I knew what she was thinking all the time.
Duuu, you have about as much a chance as getting some of that as I have of learning to read minds. Shut yo dumb self the fuck up.
Malayeshia by Briant Penssly February 26, 2013
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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