Nostalgia Malignancy 

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated stories of your own childhood.

Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.

Nostalgia Malignancy by BayLeaves June 11, 2021

Nostalgia Malignancy 

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated tales of your difficult childhood.

Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.

Nostalgia Malignancy by BayLeaves June 11, 2021

malignant stupidity 

A disease marked by a level of lack of intelligence and common sense so deep, so aberrant, so impossibly incurable by any means whatsoever (conventional or otherwise) eventually leading the afflicted individual to perform some act ensuring demise and subsequent enormous amounts of ridicule by society at large for decades to come.

In cases where only the malignantly stupid subject him/herself falls victim to an act leading to self-extinction, nomination for a Darwin Award is in order, having removed themselves as potential polluters of the gene pool and propagation of malignant stupidity in future generations.

However, in cases where an uninvolved or otherwise innocent party/parties has the misfortune of being in close proximity to said act, resulting in death or injury to said party, the afflicted individual's qualification for a Darwin Award has been annulled even if they themselves died in commission of said act.

1. Having suffered from malignant stupidity since childhood, one could hear an audible sigh of relief from the gene pool the day Steve decided it was a GOOD idea to use dynamite to make holes for ice fishing; he EARNED that Darwin Award, the hard way.

2. Steve lost his chance forevermore at receiving a Darwin Award when it was discovered that his brother Jerry was fishing on the lake that day as well, unable to flee for cover before the load exploded, cracking the ice, and Jerry fell in. It is truly a shame that rescuers were unable to find his body until the spring melt, although they did manage to scrape bits and pieces of Steve off the ice.

malignant stupidity by allee12345 January 25, 2009

malignant cunt 

1.A woman that lives under the delusion that she's well liked, yet she's such a bitch to all who meet her.

K-Fed is a malignant cunt.

malignant cunt by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

Malignant narcissism 

A corrosive recipe of narcissism, antisocial behavior, paranoia, aggression, and a topping of sadism. Grandiose, hostile, unable to tolerate even the smallest criticism, the malignant narcissist undermines families, organizations and associates, consistently attempting to dehumanize others by applying childish nicknames to diminish them in the eyes of others.

The phrase 'malignant narcissism' reminded him of someone, someone front and center, someone in his face, in everyone's face, all day every day... wait... wait... it would come to him.

Malignant narcissism by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020

Malignant 

A 307 chapter fan fiction written about Harry Styles where he’s a leader of a gang called malignant. He hates the world after everything it’s done to him until he meets Amelia. The light in the darkness. But lots of twists and turns come there way.

Malignant is my favorite Harry fan fic on Wattpad.

Malignant by Melina Louloudes September 7, 2020