2 definitions by Colonel Enguss
To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.
Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006
1.A woman that lives under the delusion that she's well liked, yet she's such a bitch to all who meet her.
K-Fed is a malignant cunt.
by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006