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Shorthand in politically incorrect psychology circles for the T Rex of narcissists: The MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!
Damn son, KitKat is about the coolest fuckin’ chick there is. Her dad had to be an absolute saint to raise a girl like that into such a wonderful woman. Hard to believe that chick came from the vag of such a malignant narcissist. Ever met her? What a MALIGGER!
maligger by Fatbird69 December 25, 2025

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?
Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.
Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009
1) The term short for thing-a-ma-jigger that indicates an object whose name is either not necessary in the context or not remembered by the speaker.
2) A low-profile jig that Mick Jagger does when he wakes up on a sunny morning that promises to by a good day.
1) Hey, pass me that... umm.. majigger over there please.

2) No footage has actually been taken of him doing the majigger, but I swear it exists.
Any thing! Anything at all. Somtimes replacing a word you can't think of.
Yo dude, pass me that..uhhhh............ majigger.
majigger by Rickmeister March 16, 2004

manigger 

1. A married man. 2. A male feminist. 3. A man who will do anything for female attention, approval, or sex. 4. A woman's male friends/
She got knocked up by an unemployed thug, but her manigger gave her money for an abortion.
manigger by Man Going His Own Way October 3, 2007

malingerer 

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.
I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.
malingerer by S. Ford August 30, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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