malhan 

very bad at gaming, usually he is from KSA Al Ha'il. He should quit csgo and cola best in middle east

why r u playing so malhan u have -2 kills

malhan by uknown123123xD May 9, 2018

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

Manhandle 

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully

Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.

Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019

MaLaney 

A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.

wow, im so glad im friends with MaLaney.

MaLaney by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009

Malana 

A Malana is the prettiest, the nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for,will always be there for you. Usually quiet but knows everything. So forgiving and kind hearted once she cares about you that care will be there forever.

If you wan't the best girlfriend in the world, you must want Malana (;

Malana by BenjaminD November 21, 2013

malbank 

One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections

The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe

What school you go?
Malbank
Get away,your pregnant

malbank by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018