raccoon

The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.

Damn! That girl's got two black eyes... She must have gotten a mean raccoon last night!

by Benjamind February 27, 2008

Malana

A Malana is the prettiest, the nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for,will always be there for you. Usually quiet but knows everything. So forgiving and kind hearted once she cares about you that care will be there forever.

If you wan't the best girlfriend in the world, you must want Malana (;

by BenjaminD November 22, 2013

Dow Syndrome

Dow Syndrome is a disorder in the stock market characterized by a lack of money to back up lending habits. Markets with Dow Syndrome tend to have considerably lower yields, developmental disabilities, and profound growth impairment.

I hope you didn't plan on retiring anytime soon, cause the market has Dow Syndrome.

by Benjamind March 03, 2009

textgasm

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.

Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!

by Benjamind January 01, 2008

Dock Rocker

A wave that rocks the dock. Created by going to fast in a no wake zone.

John just knocked that baby stroller in the water with a sweet dock rocker!

by Benjamind August 14, 2011